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You is kind

You is smart

You is important

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  • You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
  • Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Friend2: "come back to bed"
  • Friend3: *various sex noises*
  • Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
  • Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
  • Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
  • Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
  • Bestfriend: PENIS!!!!!!!!!!

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

ON THE OTHER HAND

this boy is so cute I just want to talk to him all the time like WHY ARE YOU LEAVING TOMORROW SRSLY


the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

Head: don’t do it don’t be stupid think of your pride plus you’re the one who said goodbye it’s a waste of time really, this only happens to you at night because you get lonely and crave attention and tumblr makes you even sadder so to text him would be pointless

Heart: do it you know you can’t stop thinking about him

Again fml

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